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SMBLSBGARMS
I actually had some middle aged, fat, ugly dumbass come right up to me in the gym, interrupt me right in the middle of a set of squats and tell me I shouldn't work legs so hard. He said big legs make your dick look small.
I guess he thought that would be funny.
NOTHING'S FUNNY DURING SQUATS!
After I got over the temporary, almost uncontrollable urge to put my thumb in his eye and relieve him of some teeth I told him I already have a small dick. Might as well try to grow some legs.  

24 Jun 2006 00:17
canibalistic_js
Well first off he must have something to worry about because obviously he has nothing, next, I heard a girl once say size doesn't matter  

24 Jun 2006 00:30
SMBLSBGARMS
I might have been joking about me having a small dick.:confused:
Or maybe not.
Girls only say size doesn't matter to guys with little pee-pee's.
Oh, no! My wife said that to me once!:aah:  

24 Jun 2006 00:34
canibalistic_js
bwaaaaahahah well it's possible but either way lets assume that he's unfortunate and pass it off as a middle aged, balding fat guy, trying to give advice on a "man-to-man" basis not realizing everyone doesn't have the same problem he has (no offense GP), i think it makes the story funnier and I wouldn't tell too many people that your wife said you have a small penis. As a matter of fact I usually don;t like people using the word small and my name in the same sentence. jking  

24 Jun 2006 00:38
SMBLSBGARMS
I use reverse psychology, the more I play up how little it is, when they finally see it they're dissapointed that it's not as small as they thought it would be!:laughing: They're like, aww, it's not so small, it's cute!

Ok, enough jokes at my wiener's expense. lol
It's huge,no really! normal at least? Bravo  

24 Jun 2006 00:44
SMBLSBGARMS
Man! this went downhill fast!  

24 Jun 2006 00:45
cowcountry
I may be on too much test recently but I've had a couple hot moments this week too. One was a person I was training trying to do his own thing. I swear this guy has extreme ADD or something. I've told him 1000x not to do any extra reps beyond what I'm telling him to do and he insists on doing every set to failure. So, I grabbed the dumbbell's he was using and threw them across the room after he completed the last rep I told him to do. Then I told him "Now you can't keep doing your own sh*t if the dumbells are on the other side of the room can you?" I think he finally got the idea because he's listened to every word in detail since then.

Then yesterday I had a guy try and tell me to do a full rep on military press. I stared at him for a second then spit in his face. It took him about two seconds to realize my next move was to grab him by the throat and choke slam his ass. Needless to say he went the other direction. I think he may have been crying, I didn't care enough to pay attention.

Anyhow, for anyone that's reading this... Just leave the "obvious" guy at the gym the f*ck alone. By obvious, I mean it's obvious we 1. know what we are doing and 2. obviously God didn't intend humans to look like us.

-Cow  

24 Jun 2006 00:55
jcvaughn26
LMAO^^^

now that's funny.

I love giving the blank stare to people that say stupid shit. "you shouldn't do full squats it's bad on your knees" that's one of my favorites I've heard more then once.

Only time I ever say anything is if I think someone is going to hurt themselves, sometimes I just watch and laugh when they do. suppose I'm mean.  

24 Jun 2006 01:11
SMBLSBGARMS
If a guy twice my size offers me advice, I listen and say thank you. Take it or leave it. But then, the big guys don't interupt you mid-set. They know better than that. But when some puny fag tells me how to do something it brings up the cold blooded, glassy eyed rage that I usually try to keep buried.
I lift at a Gold's gym, it's a mixed bag. It's brand new, has awesome equipment, has some truly monstrous freaks, but also has the social club wanna be fags there too.
I guess we just have to tolerate the humans and try not to eat them.  

24 Jun 2006 17:10
bignready
if a guy comes up to you during squats,just puke in his face! i had a puny guy tell me during a lift that i shouldn't use such heavy weight cause it's not good when your veins stcik out like that.LOL  

24 Jun 2006 20:29
A.B
95% of members at a gym, are idiots  

26 Jun 2006 01:11
munequita
[QUOTE=A.B]95% of members at a gym, are idiots[/QUOTE]

I agree!!! I cannot believe some of the comments you guys get. The one of the veins sticking out is not good is sooo funnny!!! ...Whoever said that really needs to get his stuff straight... lol!!! The only thing I get at the gym are looks from chicks.. I am small but I try to lift heavy to be strong and get lean... I do get looks from guys.. stares and smiles.. but I am working out.. so I do not need that at the gym... therefore I have weights at home.. and a treadmill.. that is all I need.. so bye bye to the gym... Smile .... A lot of people in the gym really do need to mind their business and learn before they open their mouths to the obviously more experienced lifters.. that includes girls and boys....  

26 Jun 2006 04:02
Dozzy_X
its mainly old people on running machines or bike's at the gym i go 2. i dont think they can insult or comment for the fear of their teeth falling out.  

26 Jun 2006 13:30
howlowcanigo
[QUOTE=cowcountry]I may be on too much test recently but I've had a couple hot moments this week too. One was a person I was training trying to do his own thing. I swear this guy has extreme ADD or something. I've told him 1000x not to do any extra reps beyond what I'm telling him to do and he insists on doing every set to failure. So, I grabbed the dumbbell's he was using and threw them across the room after he completed the last rep I told him to do. Then I told him "Now you can't keep doing your own sh*t if the dumbells are on the other side of the room can you?" I think he finally got the idea because he's listened to every word in detail since then.

Then yesterday I had a guy try and tell me to do a full rep on military press. I stared at him for a second then spit in his face. It took him about two seconds to realize my next move was to grab him by the throat and choke slam his ass. Needless to say he went the other direction. I think he may have been crying, I didn't care enough to pay attention.

Anyhow, for anyone that's reading this... Just leave the "obvious" guy at the gym the f*ck alone. By obvious, I mean it's obvious we 1. know what we are doing and 2. obviously God didn't intend humans to look like us.

-Cow[/QUOTE]

Ha I missed this post over the weekend it just makes me laugh because I had a week just like this where I got in like 3 fights over nothing, at least you can blame it on the test I've never touched the stuff I must just be mentally unstable :laughing:  

26 Jun 2006 16:24

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